[chrishajer]

Joke:

A man calls his doctor’s office to make an urgent appointment. He argues with the secretary and finally the doctor agrees to make a few minutes to see him. The man arrives, clearly distressed. He tells the doctor, whenever I push on my bellybutton, I faint, my nose bleeds, and my feet go numb for an hour. The doctor turns pale and rushes the man to the hospital, where the man is kept for a week while all kinds of tests are run by numerous specialists. Finally, the doctor returns, and the man begs him to give a diagnosis. The doctor says, I don’t know what’s wrong with you, but I have found a cure. The man, desperate, begs hims to continue. The doctor says, “Don’t do that anymore.”