[chrishajer]

1. I know nothing about hosting bbPress on a Windows server.

2. The one thing that stands out to me is “Client API version 3.23.49” – I think bbPress requires at least version 4.0 MySQL. The Client API version is not always the same as the MySQL version installed, but maybe the problem is due to an old MySQL version?

Do you have access to a control panel or a shell where you can access something like phpMyAdmin to check the actual MySQL version installed?