[_ck_]

Looks like they are really trying to hide “load” from you.

I know of only two ways to grab it from php (there might be more?)

echo "method 1: ".file_get_contents('/proc/loadavg');

echo "method 2: ".shell_exec("uptime");

Really though, should not be this hard.

It’s possible to get better getting hosting for $150/year.